Amber Efe, Kate Shindle, Laura Bell Bundy, Legally Blonde
Legally Blonde is a musical with music and lyrics by Laurence O'Keefe and Nell Benjamin and a book by Heather Hach. It is based on the novel Legally Blonde by Amanda Brown and the film directed by Robert Luketic. The show tells the story of Elle Woods, a sorority girl who enrolls at Harvard Law School to win back her ex-boyfriend Warner. It's catchy. The choreography? Broadway
Gay or European? So many shades of gray [WARNER] Depending on the time of day The French go either way [CALLAHAN, ELLE, WARNER, VIVIENNE, BROOKE AND ENID] Is he gay or European, or--? [ENID]. Right There! Every eight bars feels like a tennis match: gay? Legally Blonde The Musical Gay Or European Lyrics
The musical texture thins to underscore harmony, then explodes when Carlos bursts in with a Latin-telenovela confession. That reveal—“This man is gay and European!”—lands with brassy fanfare and a key change so triumphant it could crown a Eurovision winner. ELLE There! Right There! Legally Blonde The Musical Gay Or European
Huh Gay or European? So many shades of gray [Judge:] But if he turns out straight I'm free at eight on Saturday [Callahan, Elle, Warner, Vivienne, Brooke & Enid:] Is he gay or European? Gay or European? Gay or Euro- [Emmett:] Wait a minute Give me a chance to crack this guy I have an idea I'd like to try [Callahan:] The floor is yours [Emmett. . 
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Legally Blonde (Musical) Gay or European lyrics: There! Right there! / Look at that tan, well-tended skin / Look at the k. .
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Legally Blonde (Musical)
Gay Or European from the MTV showing of Legally Blonde. .
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OFFICIALLY GAY! OFFICIALLY GAY GAY GAY GAY DAMNIT! Gay or European? CALLAHAN So stylish and relaxed. ALL Is he gay or European? CALLAHAN I think his chest is waxed. VIVIAN But they bring their boys up different there. It's culturally diverse. It's not a fashion curse. ALL If he wears a kilt or bears a purse. Gay or just exotic? I still can't. .
There! Right There! Lyrics — Legally Blonde (Musical)
"Gay or European" is a flawed, but ultimately hilarious, piece of musical theatre. It's a product of its time. And it's important to view it through that lens. Does it perpetuate stereotypes? Maybe a little. But does it also make you laugh? Probably a lot. And sometimes, a good laugh is all you need. So, let's embrace the ridiculousness. .