Elf on a shelf not gay but 20 is 20

I’m not gay but $20 is $20 (Christmas edition!)

In this Christmas meme image the elf on a shelf says he’s not gay, but twenty bucks is twenty bucks. Meanwhile, he is kneeling in his glory hole. Yeah, I’m going to say it, the elf is a femme. Get your Elf on a Shelf now! <–Amazon Associates Link. That was really funny! Back in the day, you could have turned this into a regular skit, on Saturday Night Live

I'm Not Gay But 20 Dollars Is 20 Dollars

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Twenty Bucks Is Twenty Bucks

About I'm Not Gay But 20 Dollars Is 20 Dollars, also known as I'm Not Gay But $20 Is $20 or 20 Whole Dollars, is an axiom that attests if given a monetary reward, one would perform sexual acts that are not typical for their sexuality. Namely, the joke implies that a straight person would perform gay sex acts once given $20 USD. The fact this cherubic elf is incredibly creepy is indisputable. However, what you may not know is that these elves on the shelves have a rather dark side.

$20 is $20

Therefore, since so many elves on the shelves don’t conform to behavioral standards behind closed doors, I suggest that parents keep a good eye on their resident Elf on the Shelf and report any shenanigans to Santa at BAD-ELF1. .

20th Anniversary

Shannon is such a delightful elf. She is down to earth and not a frilly kind of gal. As a matter of fact, she asked not to put her skirt back on because she likes the freedom of going skirtless. She loves that my apartment is on a something floor and enjoys sitting on the window sill, peering out over the city. .

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I am not that low to do these stuff for $ But $50 is $ .

"i'm not gay but 20$ is 20$"

What about receiving a blowjob from a guy and $20? Win-win. I’m not gay. But a blowjob and $20 is a blowjob and $ .

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